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	<title>Katherine Druckman &#187; Funny</title>
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		<title>Post-election Blues?</title>
		<link>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2008/11/11/post-election-blues/</link>
		<comments>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2008/11/11/post-election-blues/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katherine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obsessive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the onion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We all know one of these people, don&#8217;t we?

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
Once again, the fine folks at The Onion make my day a little more fun.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We all know one of these people, don&#8217;t we?</p>
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<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_win_causes_obsessive?utm_source=embedded_video">Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are</a></p>
<p>Once again, the fine folks at <a title="The Onion" href="http://theonion.com">The Onion</a> make my day a little more fun.</p>
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		<title>There is Only One TRUE Carlie on the Internets</title>
		<link>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2008/11/10/there-is-only-one-true-carlie-on-the-internets/</link>
		<comments>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2008/11/10/there-is-only-one-true-carlie-on-the-internets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 23:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katherine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carlie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Inappropriate humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Consider this my official endorsement of Carlie Fairchild as the most significant Carlie on the WHOLE internet.
Also, this video kills me.  Does that make me a bad person?

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Consider this my official endorsement of <a href="http://www.carliefairchild.com">Carlie</a> Fairchild as the most significant <a href="http://www.carliefairchild.com">Carlie</a> on the WHOLE internet.</p>
<p>Also, this video kills me.  Does that make me a bad person?</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s official, my husband is hot</title>
		<link>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2008/09/01/its-official-my-husband-is-hot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2008/09/01/its-official-my-husband-is-hot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 06:49:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katherine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gdruckman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hotbloggercalendar.com]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Breaking News:  Geri Druckman is hot!!
Voting in the Hot Blogger Calendar poll is now closed, and my husband has been officially declared hot.  Phew!  I was so worried that he might be fugly.  Man, what a weight off my shoulders.
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<p>Breaking News:  Geri Druckman is hot!!</p>
<p>Voting in the <a title="Hot Blogger Calendar" href="http://hotbloggercalendar.com">Hot Blogger Calendar</a> poll is now <a title="Winners" href="http://hotbloggercalendar.com/2008/09/01/the-moment-that-many-have-been-waiting-for/">closed</a>, and my husband has been officially declared hot.  Phew!  I was so worried that he might be fugly.  Man, what a weight off my shoulders.</p>
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		<title>Manga</title>
		<link>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2008/08/15/manga/</link>
		<comments>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2008/08/15/manga/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katherine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Art and Design]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Random Interesting Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[avatar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[manga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[webmistress]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yet another thing all the cool kids are doing&#8230;
It looks nothing like me, so I may have to work on it a little more.  I still prefer my awesome webmistress avatar regardless.
Update:

I think this one might be a little better.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yet another thing all the cool kids are doing&#8230;<br />
<div id="attachment_1074" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 188px"><a href="http://www.katherinedruckman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kdruckmangmailcom_438440d9.jpg"><img src="http://www.katherinedruckman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kdruckmangmailcom_438440d9.jpg" alt="My Manga Character" title="kdruckmangmailcom_438440d9" width="178" height="178" class="size-medium wp-image-1074" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">My Manga Character</p></div></p>
<p>It looks nothing like me, so I may have to work on it a little more.  I still prefer my awesome webmistress avatar regardless.</p>
<div id="attachment_1075" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.katherinedruckman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/version1b2_final.jpg"><img src="http://www.katherinedruckman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/version1b2_final.jpg" alt="The Webmistress" title="version1b2_final" width="300" height="300" class="size-medium wp-image-1075" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The Webmistress</p></div>
<p>Update:<br />
<a href="http://www.katherinedruckman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/manga2.jpg"><img src="http://www.katherinedruckman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/manga2.jpg" alt="" title="manga2" width="178" height="178" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1079" /></a></p>
<p>I think this one might be a little better.</p>
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		<title>All the Cool Kids are Doing It</title>
		<link>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2008/07/13/all-the-cool-kids-are-doing-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2008/07/13/all-the-cool-kids-are-doing-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katherine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Random Interesting Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[look alike]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.katherinedruckman.com/?p=1065</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Since Shawn and Carlie did it, I figured I&#8217;d have to find out who I look like lest I die of curiosity, so here it is.  First, it took me forever to find a head-on, reasonably recent photo of myself that didn&#8217;t look like crap.  I look stoned though.  I am pretty [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since <a href="http://www.brainofshawn.com/2008/06/30/at-least-theyre-mostly-guys/">Shawn</a> and <a href="http://www.carliefairchild.com/?p=76">Carlie</a> did it, I figured I&#8217;d have to find out who I look like lest I die of curiosity, so here it is.  First, it took me forever to find a head-on, reasonably recent photo of myself that didn&#8217;t look like crap.  I look stoned though.  I am pretty sure I look nothing like these chicks, but some of them are fairly flattering.  Funny.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.myheritage.com/collage" title="MyHeritage - free family trees, genealogy and face recognition" alt="MyHeritage - free family trees, genealogy and face recognition" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.myheritagefiles.com/L/storage/site1/files/62/24/12/622412_16967012f5a784pankpy25.JPG" width="500" border="0" /></a></p>
<p>As an added bonus:  heh heh&#8230; one of these is not my husband:</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.myheritage.com"  >MyHeritage</a>: <a href="http://www.myheritage.com"  >Family trees</a> &#8211; <a href="http://www.myheritage.com/genealogy"  >Genealogy</a> &#8211; <a href="http://www.myheritage.com/celebrities"  >Celebrities</a></p>
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		<title>I told you not to take the webserver down!</title>
		<link>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2008/07/01/i-told-you-not-to-take-the-webserver-down/</link>
		<comments>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2008/07/01/i-told-you-not-to-take-the-webserver-down/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:24:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katherine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[geeks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tech support]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[webserver]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
This is the funniest thing I have seen in a while &#8211; the OTHER side of the tech support call.
I stole it from here.  
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<p>This is the funniest thing I have seen in a while &#8211; the OTHER side of the tech support call.</p>
<p>I stole it from <a href="http://www.riggedup.net/blog/2008/07/01/the-web-server-is-down/" target="_blank">here</a>. <img src='http://www.katherinedruckman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Monsterlibrary.tv</title>
		<link>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2008/06/13/monsterlibrarytv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 22:39:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katherine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parody]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shawn Powers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wine library]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As a follow up to my previous post, I had to share the following video from Linux Journal&#8217;s very clever Shawn Powers.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a follow up to my <a title="Dinner with Garyvee" href="/2008/06/06/dinner-with-garyvee-awesome/">previous post</a>, I had to share the following video from Linux Journal&#8217;s very clever <a title="Shawn's Blog" href="http://www.brainofshawn.com">Shawn Powers</a>.</p>
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		<title>A Penguin with a Guy Up It&#8217;s Butt</title>
		<link>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2008/05/29/a-penguin-with-a-guy-up-its-butt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2008/05/29/a-penguin-with-a-guy-up-its-butt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 19:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katherine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[penguins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shawn Powers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These are the gifts that Linux geeks get.  And yes, we like them.

read more &#124; digg story
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These are the gifts that Linux geeks get.  And yes, we like them.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.brainofshawn.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/tuxbutt.jpg" alt="Shawn's new favorite hat" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.brainofshawn.com/2008/05/27/a-penguin-with-a-guy-up-his-butt/">read more</a> | <a href="http://digg.com/comedy/A_Penguin_with_a_Guy_Up_It_s_Butt">digg story</a></p>
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		<title>Our Day at the Zoo</title>
		<link>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2008/04/28/our-day-at-the-zoo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2008/04/28/our-day-at-the-zoo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katherine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a little awkward to hear how excited I was to see this at the zoo, but I had mentioned earlier how funny it would be to capture something YouTube worthy like the infamous monkey peeing in its mouth.  This isn&#8217;t quite that good, but funny nonetheless.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a little awkward to hear how excited I was to see this at the zoo, but I had mentioned earlier how funny it would be to capture something YouTube worthy like the infamous monkey peeing in its mouth.  This isn&#8217;t quite that good, but funny nonetheless.</p>
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		<title>I take my fashion cues from Violet Affleck</title>
		<link>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2007/08/09/i-take-my-fashion-cues-from-violet-affleck/</link>
		<comments>http://www.katherinedruckman.com/2007/08/09/i-take-my-fashion-cues-from-violet-affleck/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katherine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Things I Like]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I look at PopSugar from time to time, mostly because it is a drupal site, but also because I secretly love looking at pictures of cute, famous babies.
I particularly like her choice in footwear!

Not nearly as cute on me, but I like them anyway:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I look at <a href="http://popsugar.com/487345" title="Violet Affleck's awesome shoes">PopSugar</a> from time to time, mostly because it is a drupal site, but also because I secretly love looking at pictures of cute, famous babies.</p>
<p>I particularly like her choice in footwear!</p>
<p><img width="450" src="http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/88/31_2007/jenvioletlax.jpg" alt="Violet Affleck's awesome shoes" style="width: 450px; height: 452px" title="Violet Affleck's awesome shoes" /></p>
<p>Not nearly as cute on me, but I like them anyway:</p>
<p><img width="450" src="http://www.katherinedruckman.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/crocs.jpg" alt="My Disney Crocs" style="width: 450px" title="My Disney Crocs" /></p>
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